So Ugly They’re Cute!

 Two fun sizes — pick what fits!

Full-size Shiznits are about the size of a pillow, perfect for cuddles, and have a back pocket for stashing secret treasures. Shiznit Runts are their mini counterparts, great for smaller children, for tucking in backpacks or for perching on a desk or shelf to keep you company at work (and remind you that life is really about play!). Click on the images to view them closer.

Please note: WALTER (runt size) and GERTIE (large size) are temporarily out of stock

The Shiznits Little Book of Wisdom
With a warm understanding of what it’s like to be young (and young at heart!), the Shiznits help guide toward self-awareness and independent thinking. This little book is a collection of thoughts and insights from each of these adorable little monsters as they converse with us about the things they’ve learned from life. This cute little full-color paperback is 4-3/4″ x 6″— just the right size to fit in the back pocket of the full size shiznits. ***PLEASE NOTE: If you are ordering just a book, you may choose to have it shipped USPS First Class instead of Priority Mail, for a savings of $2. Just enter coupon code: FIRSTCLASSBOOK. This coupon only applies to orders of the book, in quantities of one or two.

$11.95

Archie

As long as ARCHIE has his surfboard and can catch some waves, he’s pretty much good to go. He is humble, gentle, kind, and appreciates the simple things in life. Archie has a grey fleece body, a toothy leather grin, long golden/beige stringy hair, ornate patterned arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 13″x16″x5″. Runt size: 8.5x6x3″. Archie is pretty easy to please. If he is ever upset sing a silly jingle and I promise he will giggle.

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00

Gertie

GERTIE may appear homely but she’s also a bit crazy, so watch out! She enjoys being with her friends and listening to music. Gertie has a green fleece body, pointy leather teeth, long pink braided hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 16x10x5″. Runt size: 8.5x6x3″.

Full size: $55.00 OUT OF STOCK
Runt size: $34.00 

Matilda

MATILDA is a warrior, a cheerleader, and loves to encourage positive attitudes. She has a red fleece body, long leather tongue, long golden/beige stringy hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 13×1″x5″. Runt size: 8x12x3″. We promise she doesn’t drool much!

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00

Felix

FELIX has a way of making people feel good just by being around him. He loves to sing reggae and always says the right thing at the right time. Felix has a blue fleece body, short leather tongue, golden-beige dread lock hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 16x10x5″. Runt size: 8.5x6x3″. Felix is a bit nutty, though!

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00 

Walter

There’s no other way to describe WALTER other than blunt. He just says it like it is. He wears his heart on his sleeve and loves to laugh at himself. Walter has a brown fleece body, fabric teeth, long golden/beige stringy hair, circular patterned arms and legs, button eyes and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 13″x16″x5″. Runt size: 8x12x3″. Walter is always clowning around. He’s a collector so you never know what you will find in his back pocket.

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00 OUT OF STOCK

Ida

IDA is strong, confident, and loves to travel and meet new people. She knows a lot about relationships. Ida has a blue fleece body, long leather tongue, long golden/beige piggy tail hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 17″x12″x5″. Runt size: 10×8.5×3″. Ida is sweet as can be. Probably because her favorite treat is ice cream!

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00

Mabel

Courageous and resilient, MABEL had a difficult childhood and is just learning how to let go of the past and live in the present. She has a red fleece body, fabric teeth, long pink braided hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 16x10x5″. Runt size: 8.5x6x3″. Mabel enjoys frequent hugs and loves visiting new places.

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00 

Gilbert

GILBERT is extremely smart and a bit of an information junkie. He is a little socially awkward but very entertaining. Gilbert has a green fleece body, short leather tongue, short brown hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 9x16x5″. Runt size: 6.5x11x3″. Gilbert looks a little shy but is really silly once you get to know him.

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00

Edgar

EDGAR gets a little blue from time to time but feels much better after spending time in nature and meeting new friends. His true nature is silly, crazy, and a little obnoxious. Edgar has a grey fleece body, fabric mouth, leather uvula, ornate patterned arms and legs, button eye, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 18x13x5″. Runt size: 10.5×8.5×3″. This one eyed manic is always yelling!

Full size: $55.00
Runt size: $34.00

Mildred

MILDRED is irresistibly gorgeous, a little sassy, and adored by many girls! She wants other girls to realize their inner beauty is more important than what you see on the outside. Mildred has a red fleece body, long leather tongue, long golden/beige piggy tail hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 17x12x5″. Runt size: 10×8.5×3″. Mildred won’t nag you, but she’s a great companion when you’re wanting to give yourself a makeover.

Full size: $55.00
 Large Mildred STOCK IS LOW
Runt size: $34.00

Willard

WILLARD is friendly but shy and has a hard time expressing his feelings. He has a blue fleece body, pointy leather teeth, short blue hair, decorative striped arms and legs, button eyes, and features a pocket on the back and fine decorative stitching. Full size: (Length x Width x Depth) 9x16x5″. Runt size: 6.5×11.3″. Willard is kind-hearted and loves dogs.

Full size: $55.00
 Large Willard STOCK IS LOW
Runt size: $34.00